Anime bitches off a perc 30 on a stripper pole in a skyscraper club while Real Sisters by Future is playing kinda aesthetic

I might not be a magician but I've sure made a lot of people disappear

@cocaine_ninja You want to hit Miami for a short vacation after finals are over? I have some c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶c̶t̶s̶ friends there I that need to get back in touch with.

Nothing like the silence of your enemies in the morning to start a day off right

Ugh sulfuric acid on my shirt for the THIRD TIME THIS WEEK gdm

@abizer (i know i already said this in henlo but it needed to be said on The Don™️)

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Nothing like some jumper cables to get to the bottom of the truth

Quickest way to someones heart: Dewalt 12V Cordless drill. No i'm not sponsored but I should be.

And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I snort a thicc line and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?

@cocaine_ninja dood fuk the pigs. you are A DON ON THE DON. think of that. wild. also i have some extra baking soda if you need

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