I ask siri to tell me a joke and toot it
I told a wolf to meditate.
Now he's a-ware wolf.
If you get heartburn every time you eat a birthday cake, try taking the candles off.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "thanks!"
I said, "don't mention it."
One day I forgot how to throw a boomerang.. then it came back to me.
My dog minton ate a shuttlecock last night. I said, "Bad minton"
How does a man on the moon cuts his hair?
He eclipse it.
whiteboards are quite re-markable
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