I told a wolf to meditate.

Now he's a-ware wolf.

If you get heartburn every time you eat a birthday cake, try taking the candles off.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "thanks!"

I said, "don't mention it."

One day I forgot how to throw a boomerang.. then it came back to me.

My dog minton ate a shuttlecock last night. I said, "Bad minton"

How does a man on the moon cuts his hair?

He eclipse it.

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