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CW: bok choy 

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just said i’m “always suppressing the urge to shitpost” in a meeting and people laughed like that was a joke

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it’s almost 4am... EVERYONE WAKE TF UP I GOT THINGS TO SAY 📢🦜

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me in bed tooting “EVERYONE WAKE THE TF UP I GOT THINGS TO SAY 📢🐤”

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@bernardzhao be like "Yes, I'm an introvert. No, I'm not shy, I'm not stuck up. I'm not antisocial. I'm just listening. I'm just observing. I can't stand small talk. But I'll talk about life for hours. I'd rather be home with a close friend or two than among a crowd of acquaintances. Don't scold me in public. Don't embarrass me in public. Respect that I am reserved. And if I open myself up to you, know that means you're a very special to me." 😫🤙

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EVERYONE WAKE TF UP I GOT THINGS TO SAY 📢🦜

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Just kidding, i'm actually one of the most intellectual and powerful women in your life

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Here's another one: how sbout when ur eating dinner and some food comes out of ur mouth cause ur a goblin but nobody saw it so it's ok

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EVERYONE GO TF TO SLEEP, GET A GOOD NIGHT’S REST, I GOT STUFF TO SAY IN THE MORNING!!! 🌚🌝💫

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I have noticed that although I have 23 followers, I’m not receiving 23 likes on my toots. I’m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these ‘friends’ are forgetting to click ‘☆’. Either way, I’ve had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of those who have ‘forgotten’ to ☆ my most recent toots. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted & I’m immediately notified. Three consecutive strikes & you can expect an in-person ‘consultation’. Think about your actions.

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