php @php@ocf.berkeley.edu
Joined Apr 2019
php
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EVERYONE GO TF TO SLEEP, GET A GOOD NIGHT’S REST, I GOT STUFF TO SAY IN THE MORNING!!! 🌚🌝💫
php
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I have noticed that although I have 23 followers, I’m not receiving 23 likes on my toots. I’m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these ‘friends’ are forgetting to click ‘☆’. Either way, I’ve had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of those who have ‘forgotten’ to ☆ my most recent toots. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted & I’m immediately notified. Three consecutive strikes & you can expect an in-person ‘consultation’. Think about your actions.
php
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My profile says 4 follows when I only follow 3. What is this witchcraft, and why do I get the feeling @cg505 trying to get me to follow him has something to do with it?
"I find the lack of memes on this mastodon disturbing." - obi wan probably
Time to fix this...
"!sux vacuum" - probably @cg505
I joined mastodon just in time for this election tea and I'm living for it.
Joined Apr 2019
